Taxes

Vincent is called by the government , they want to see him for an audit

 

Vincent ask his wife what he should wear, she tells him to wear old clothes and beat up shoes and they will have pity on him. 

 

Vincent then ask his Lawyer friend what should I wear, the lawyer said wear your best suit and shoes and be proud.

 

Vincent being confused then ask an old wise man what should I wear.

 

The old wise man says ,  it reminds me of when a young girl who was getting married and asked her mother what should I wear on my wedding night, and her mother told her to wear a long woolen gown and slippers and then her friend told her to wear a see-tru neglige.

 

The man interrupts the old wise man and ask  "what does that have to do with me ??" 

 

 

 

The old man replies, it does not matter what you wear you're gonna get screwed. 

 

Thanks Ralph