Eternal life!

 I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A Genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish. 

 
I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."


"Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."


"OK, then, I want to die after the Ontario Liberal Government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption”

"You sneaky bastard," said the Genie . . . . .

 

Thanks Ralph