Best Wisconsin Joke

A man met a beautiful
blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said,
'But we don't know anything about each other.
' He said, 'That's all
right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' 

So, she
consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very
nice resort. 

One morning they were lying by the pool, when
he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a
two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in a
jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a
knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the
towel.

She said,' that was incredible

He said, 'I used to
be an Olympic diving champion. 

You see, I told you we'd learn more
about ourselves as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the
pool, and started doing laps.  After about fifty laps she climbed back
out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath. 

He said,
'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 

'No.'
she said, 'I was a hooker in Oshkosh, Wisconsin and I worked both sides of
Lake Winnebago.'

Thanks Kerry