Potato story

Well,A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
And finally they got married, and had a little Sweet Potato, which they called'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about goingout and getting

Half-baked,

so she wouldn't get accidentally

Mashed,

and get a bad name for herself like

'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of
Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry,

no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home

And become a Couch Potato either.

She would get

Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her

Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe ,

Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam To watch out
For the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the Greasy guys from France called the

French Fries.

And When she went out West,

To Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped..

Yam said she would stay on the straight and Narrow

And Wouldn't Associate
With Those high class Yukon Gold's,

or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
The trucks that say,

'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University )

so that when she graduated she'd really

Be In the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for Her,

one-day Yam came home And announced she was

Going to marry

Peter Mansbridge.

Peter Mansbridge!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly
marry Peter Mansbridge Because he's just.......

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OK! ...........Here it is!

A COMMONTATER

NOW AREN'T YOU SORRY I HAVE  YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS?

 

Thanks Pat