Retired life...too funny!!

Retired life

 

Working people frequently ask retired
people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day
Barbara (my wife) and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket.  We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "asshole".  He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Barbara called him a "shit head".  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then, he started writing more tickets.  This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just after the Officer left, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with "HARPER 2015" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.  It's  important at our age.

Thanks Harry