A man received a text message from his neighbor, saying:
«Dear neighbor, I send you this text because I am crushed by remorse; you have always been so nice to me that you did not deserve my shameful actions.
«Dear neighbor, I send you this text because I am crushed by remorse; you have always been so nice to me that you did not deserve my shameful actions.
And here are the facts that I must confess to you and deeply apologize for:
Whenever, you're not present at your home, day or night, I am using your wife; for a long time I have enjoyed it but now I really feel the guilt and I wish you will accept my most sincere apologies !»
Totally enraged by the situation, the man went in his basement, picked-up his shotgun, came back upstairs, walked in his room and shot his wife dead !
A few minutes later he received another text message that said:
«Sorry Sir for the spelling mistake: I wrote wife but of course, it was wifi !»
«Sorry Sir for the spelling mistake: I wrote wife but of course, it was wifi !»
Have a nice day
Thanks Marc
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