Ponderable Questions

How is it that we put man on the moon 
before we figured out it would be a 
good idea to put wheels on luggage? 
Why is it that people say they 
'slept like a baby' when babies 
wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, 
is it still called a hearing? 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars 
to look at things on the ground? 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? 
They're going to see you naked anyway. 
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 
Why do toasters always have a setting
that burns the toast to a horrible crisp
which no decent human being would eat? 
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, 
why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island 
can make a radio out of a coconut, 
why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 
Why does Goofy stand erect 
while Pluto remains on all fours? 
They're both dogs! 
If Wile E. Coyote had enough 
money to buy all that ACME crap, 
why didn't he just buy dinner? 
If corn oil is made from corn and 
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from? 
If electricity comes from electrons, 
does morality come from morons? 
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, 
Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune? 
Why did you just try singing
the two songs above? 
Why do they call it an asteroid when 
it's outside the hemisphere, but call 
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow 
in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; 
but when you take him for a car ride, 
he sticks his head out the window? 
Why, Why, Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 
'insufficient funds' when they know 
there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you 
when you say there are four billion stars, 
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles 
for death by lethal injection? 
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets 
with his chest, but duck when you 
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 
Whose idea was it to put an 's' 
in the word 'lisp'? 
If people evolved from apes, 
why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color 
bubble bath you use, 
the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that 
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator in the hope that something 
new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a 
string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, 
and examine it; then put it down to 
give the vacuum one more chance? 
Why is it that no plastic bag will 
open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into 
those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt 
to catch something that's falling 
off the table, you alwaysmanage 
to knock something else over? 
In winter why do we try to keep 
the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear 
father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE..... 
A statistic on sanity is that one out of 
every four persons is suffering 
from some sort of mental illness. 
Think of your three best friends -- 
if they're okay, it's you.

Thanks kerry