Hardening by travel...

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in

Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no

woodpecker could peck.

 

 

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly

pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

 

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican

woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely

'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he

could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican

woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable'

tree almost without breaking a sweat.

 

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.

How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able

to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican

woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,

yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

 

After much woodpecker pondering, they both

came to the same conclusion. Apparently, Tiger

Woods was right, when he said, 'The further you are from home

the harder your pecker gets’!!!

 

 

Thanks Ivan