1. At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout"
2. In a non smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
3. On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
4. At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.”
5. In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come an in
and get fed up.”
6. At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet is to
miss a car payment.”
7. On an Electrician’s Truck:” Let us remove your shorts.”
8. At the Propane Filling Station: “Thank heaven for little grills”
9. On a Plumber’s Truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
10. On another Plumber’s Truck: “Don’t sleep with your drip. Call your
plumber.
Thanks Sam/Ellen
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