Cletus

 

Cletus  is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he  sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere  tractor.

 

He performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the  right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders  forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his  hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

 

Then, grabbing both sides  of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a  final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap  onto a pile of hay.

 

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What  the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

 

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the  bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n  the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist  suggested I do something sexy to

a  tractor."

 

(Don't  make me come splain this to you!

Read the last line again,  slowly.)

Thanks Randy