Story told by an Englishman about life in France.
A Mobile Breath Test unit stopped an Englishman who resides in the Dordogne.
The guy in the car is dead drunk
A policeman looks at the individual and asked
" Have you been drinking ? "
With a mushy speech, the guy says,
"Yes, this morning I married my daughter and as I do not like Masses I went to the cafe and drank a few beers. Then during the banquet I had three good bottles from one of Corbières and Minervois Faugères.
Finally during the festival in the evening I swallowed two bottles of Johnny Walker Black label.
"Do you know that I am a Policeman and I stopped you for an alcohol test ? "
The British guy replies
"And do you know that this car is English and my wife here on the other side is driving?"
Thanks Ralph
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