Ford Meets God
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your inventions
the assembly line for the automobile changed the world.
As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want in Heaven."
Ford thinks about it and says,
"I want to hang out with God himself."
The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Ford to the Throne Room
introduces him to God. Ford then asks God,
"Hey, aren't you the inventor of Women?"
God says, "Ah, yes."
"Well," says Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is very costly.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much, and,
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer,
types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out
a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed,"
God replies to Henry Ford, "but according to statistics, more men are riding
my invention than yours.
Thanks Norman
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