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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Time Check

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.


 'What's up with the big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.  
 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.  
 'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.  
 'Yup,' replied the drunk.  
 'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.  
 'Watch,' he says, giving the gong a gosh almighty pound. 
 Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'HEY ASSHOLE!! It's three-fifteen in the morning!

Thanks Randy

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