PLOT TO KILL POUTINE

This blogger has received confidential insider information from the PMO that they plan to introduce bill NUT-S2U to kill the sale of poutine.

The Prime Ministers Office feels it is in the National interest to kill this Quebec delicacy to protect Canadian unity.

Their plan is to introduce bill NUT-S2U in the House of Commons outlawing the making and selling of Quebec curd cheese, Quebec poutine and any variation of this delicacy.

As an alternative the PMO plans on declaring the Rockie Mountain Oyster as Canada's National fast food. MandaTORY minimum jail terms of 3 years for the preparation or sale of poutine are to be a part of this bill.

To further promote their new National Fast Food bill the PMO plans on sending each household a two year supply of Rocky Mountain Oyster coupons for the local fast food restaurant.

Minister John Baird said NUT-S2U will only cost the taxpayer 900 million dollars but is expected to bring the Rockie Mountain region an annual return of 3 million dollars.

Canada goes nuts

Bon Appetit Canada