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Thursday, October 26, 2017

World Survey


Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia , New Zealand , Canada and Britain everyone hung
up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Thanks Graham

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