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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Philosophy Gathered from unusual places

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die...
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." 
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
 

Thanks Randy

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