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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
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On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors"
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Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
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With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. I ask for decaffeinated water. ( no ice )
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5.
| Sing along at The Opera. |
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When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
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When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
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8.
| Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....' |
9.
| Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is. |
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite...
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10.
| Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!" |
Thanks Maria
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