Philosophy Gathered from unusual places

Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.  The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

 

  

=0 A It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

 

If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York ..

 

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives,  Washington , DC

 

Express Lane: Five beers or less. Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

 

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~                            

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.  Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX 0A

                                                      

 Thanks Randy