VERN'S FUNERAL

And so  it goes…..

Vern works hard at the Sanford
but spends 
two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every 

Saturday.  

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, 
so 
for his birthday she takes him to a local 
strip club.

  
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 
'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to 
this club before.   

'Oh no,' says Vern.'He's in my bowling 
league.

When  they 
are  seated, a waitress asks Vern 
if he'd like his usual and brings 
over a Budweiser.
  

His wife is becoming 
increasingly uncomfortable 
and says, 'How did she know that you drink 
Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf 
club.

I always have a Bud at the end of  the 1st nine, 
honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her 
arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all 
over him and says,

'Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big 
boy?'

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and 
storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she 
can slam the door, he jumps in 
beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the 
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, 
but his wife is having 
none of it.  She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him 
every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and 
says,

'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this 
time.'

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL
BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY.

Thanks Ivan