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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Marijuana Filled Firewood in Newfoundland

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'
Yes.. What can I do for you?'
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack
Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana
inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets
it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police
officers descend on Jack's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfies, we know how to get'er done, eh)

Thanks Ivan 

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