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Saturday, April 29, 2017

My neighbour

                 So here's what happened...

    She's single.
    She's shapely.
    She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
    I can see her place from my kitchen window.
    I watched as she got home from work this evening.
    I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway
    and knocked on the door. I opened the door; she looked at me and said,

   "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
    dance, get drunk,and have sex tonight.  Are you doing anything?"
    I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

    "Great," she said.  "Can you watch my dog?"

    Being a senior citizen really sucks!

Thanks Norman

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