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Sunday, August 7, 2016

Dear Abby

Dear Abby

My husband and I just celebrated 40 years of marriage, but he hasn't worked for the last 15 years. All he does is gets dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. He's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about it to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive champagne day and night. We sleep in separate bedrooms because he's always telling me he knows I'm a lesbian. Should I clobber him with the frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated...

Mad as Hell 

Dear Mad as Hell, 

You don't have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out A.S.A.P.!  Don't resort to clobbering him with the frying pan. Try to act like a lady!'re running for President of the United States, so try to act like one. 
Thanks Ivan

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