A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion
during a dinner.
Catholic: I have a large fortune... I am going to buy Citibank!
Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!
Muslim: I am a fabulously rich Prince... I intend to purchase Microsoft!
They then all wait for the Jew to speak... The Jew stirs his coffee,
places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks
at them and casually says:
I'm not selling"