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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Jewish Modesty...

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion
during a dinner.

Catholic:  I have a large fortune... I am going to buy Citibank!

Protestant:  I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!

Muslim:  I am a fabulously rich Prince... I intend to purchase Microsoft!

They then all wait for the Jew to speak... The Jew stirs his coffee,
places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks
at them and casually says:

I'm not selling"

Thanks Randy

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