Two
men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile, one
bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to
you, that you’re from Ireland’
The
other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
The
first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’
The
other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin, I am.’
The
first one responds, ‘So am I!’
‘Mother
Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The
other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in
the old central part of town.’
The
first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what
school would you have been going?’
The
other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’
The
first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did
you graduate?’
The
other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The
first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly
believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe
it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
About
this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian,
the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be
a long night tonight.’
Vicky
asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
‘The
Murphy twins are drunk again.’
Thanks Ivan
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