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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
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Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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 When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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Wouldn't you know it ...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!
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Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -
And, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!
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And remember:Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
You just might want to pass this along...
Save the Earth...It's the only planet with chocolate .
Thanks Norman
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