Awhile back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
Thanks Randy
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