Wonderfully Described Definitions

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before

CLASSIC: A book
Which people praise,
But never read

SMILE: A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!

OFFICE: A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life


EXPERIENCE: The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes

DIPLOMAT: A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip

MISER: A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!


BOSS: Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early

POLITICIAN: One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR: A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!

Thanks Richard