I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me; It was her
beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
There was only one little thing bothering me; It was her
beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over.
"To check my sister's wedding- invitations" she said.
One day she called me and asked me to come over.
"To check my sister's wedding- invitations" she said.
She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said,
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low And behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low And behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Thanks Kerry
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