Telephone pole installers

Bell Canada needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for Fort McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Newfoundland and a team of two Irish guys.

 

So the boss met with both teams and said "Here's what we'll do.  Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."

 

Both teams headed right out. At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.

 

Forty-five minutes later, Bud and Buddy, the Newfoundland guys came back in and they were totally exhausted.

 

The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"

 

Bud, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Buddy and me, we got tree in. 

 

"The boss gasped, "Three?  Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"

 

"Yeah," said Bud, "but you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground!"

 

Thanks Randy