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Saturday, November 22, 2014

5 Undeniable Facts

"You do not really
  understand something unless you can explain it to your
  grandmother."                              
  -  Albert Einstein
   

     5 Undeniable Facts:
  
  1. A girl is said to be grown up when she
  starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts
  removing it.
   
  2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never
  realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without
  clothes.
   
  3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice,
  but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -
  PRICELESS.
   
  4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
  A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by
  the woman's husband.
   
  5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between
  Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state
  their preferences, but will grab whatever is
  available.
   
  I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds
  legit…
   
  A recent study found that women who carry a little extra
  weight live longer than the men who mention it.
 
Thanks Kerry

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