Scottish Independence --- OUTSTANDING !

The Queen was in Glasgow when  she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.

 

EIIR: "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."

 

AS: "Nice to see you Your Majesty.Now, what are we going

to call Scotland when we win Independence?

 

EIIR: "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"

 

AS:  "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be

King?

 

EIIR: "Ne'er!  One doesn't think that is appropriate."

 

AS:  "How about 'Empire' then I can  be an Emperor?

 

EIIR: "Ne'er!  In one's dreams!"

 

AS: "All right!   So how about calling it a 'Principality' and

then I can be a Prince?"

 

EIIR:  "Ne'er, Mr. Salmond! I think we will let it remain a

'country' and you can carry on as you are."

Thanks Ivan