One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
And they say blondes are dumb....
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'Thanks Shirley
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