Genius

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3.. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE  TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 
1. No thanks, I'm married. 
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.  No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer.   Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't!    No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.   I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom?   I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. 

Thanks Brenda