A Drunk....

A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time
at the only woman seated at the bar,
walked over to her and kissed her.
She jumped up and slapped him.
He immediately apologized and explained,
"I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Who would marry you you worthless, wretched,
no good, piece of shit drunk?!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered,
"you even sound like her."

Thanks Randy