The Polish Divorce

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           The Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office 
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce  would depend on the circumstances, 
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. 
Does either of you have a real grudge? 
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still inPoland . 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. 

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof. 

What kind of proof? 
She going to poison me.   She buy a bottle at drugstore   and put on shelf in bathroom. 
I can read... it say: 
    ~~~Polish Remover~~~

Thanks Ellen/Sam