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Monday, January 1, 2018

The Tennessee VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Tennessee couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So Orville, the husband, went to the veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin Mae didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive . 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Tennessee ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

Orville drawled, 'Ah may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but Ah surely don’t see how puttin a cherry bomb in a beer can upside to ma ear is gonna help me..'

'Trust me,' said the Vet.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

Thanks Ivan

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