Jet Fuel....

Jack and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. 

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Jack said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. 

The next morning Jack wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. 

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Charlie.

Charlie says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

"I feel great. How about you?"

Charlie says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Jack says, "Nope, that jet fuel is great stuff; no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

Charlie says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing. Have you farted yet?"

"No...."

"Well, DON'T. I'm in Thunder Bay!"

Thanks Ralph