The Cannibal Restaurant

 

 

A cannibal was walking through the jungle 

and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. 

 

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and

Looked over the menu…..

 

+Tourist: $5.00

 

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

 

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

 

+Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative or Scrambled NDPer: $100.00

 

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the politicians?"

 

The cook replied,

"Have you ever tried to clean one? 

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Thanks Randy