it's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.
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We have enough "youth"
How about a fountain of "smart"?
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A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
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When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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LEARN FROM YOUR PARENT'S MISTAKES- USE BIRTH CONTROL!
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Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
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If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving is not for you
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We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
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Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
Give the rest a bad name.
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Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.
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Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
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The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population
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"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
Identify their corporate sponsors."
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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate
to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
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