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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Daily Humor ...

*We will heel you
*We will save your sole
*We will even dye for you.
*Sign over a Gynecologist Office:

*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
*In a Podiatrist's office:

*"Time wounds all heels.
*On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
*At an Optometrist's Office:
*"If you don't see what you're looking for,
*You've come to the right place.
*On a Plumber's truck:
*"We repair what your husband fixed.
*On another Plumber's truck:
*"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

*"Invite us to your next blowout.
*On an Electrician's truck:

*"Let us remove your shorts.
*In a Non-smoking Area:

*"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
*On a Maternity Room door:

*"Push. Push. Push.
*At a Car Dealership:

*"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
*Outside a Muffler Shop:

*"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
*In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

*"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
*At the Electric Company:

*"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
*However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
*In a Restaurant window:

*"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
*In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

*"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
*At a Propane Filling Station:
*"Thank Heaven for little grills.
*In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

*"Best place in town to take a leak.
*And the best one for last. 
*Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Thanks Randy

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