Daily Humor ...

*A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
*We will heel you
*We will save your sole
*We will even dye for you.
 
*Sign over a Gynecologist Office:
*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
 
*In a Podiatrist's office:
*"Time wounds all heels.
 
*On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
 
*At an Optometrist's Office:
*"If you don't see what you're looking for,
*You've come to the right place.
 
*On a Plumber's truck:
*"We repair what your husband fixed.
 
*On another Plumber's truck:
*"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
 
*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
*"Invite us to your next blowout.
 
*On an Electrician's truck:
*"Let us remove your shorts.
 
*In a Non-smoking Area:
*"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
 
*On a Maternity Room door:
*"Push. Push. Push.
 
*At a Car Dealership:
*"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
 
*Outside a Muffler Shop:
*"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
 
*In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
*"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
 
*At the Electric Company:
*"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
*However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
 
*In a Restaurant window:
*"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
 
*In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
*"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
 
*At a Propane Filling Station:
*"Thank Heaven for little grills.
 
*In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
*"Best place in town to take a leak.
 
*And the best one for last. 
 
*Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Thanks Randy