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Sunday, March 13, 2016

Irish- Mick's diet



Mick is 5'9' tall and weighs 250 pounds , so his doctor puts him on a diet.

 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should lose 5 pounds.'

When Mick returns, he shocks the doctor by having lost 40 pounds.

 'That's amazing’ the doc said...

 Mick nodded...'I tell you, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da tird day.'

 'What from the hunger’ said the doc?...

 'No, from the Fucking skipping!'

Thanks Ralph

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