Why she changed motels....

Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, and a little depressed about her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure.  She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."  She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills - flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs...and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns... She figured; "What the heck, nobody will ever know.  I'll give him a call." The voice on the other end of the phone was; "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"  Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!  Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right to the point.  "I hear you give a great massage.  I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one.  I should be honest with you.  I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.  I want it hot, and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything.  I'm ready!  How does that sound? He said; "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line." Thanks Ralph