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Monday, March 28, 2016

Funny - - Senior Love

Ralph and  Edna  were both patients in a mental hospital.



One day while they  were  walking past the hospital swimming  pool,
Ralph  suddenly  jumped  into the deep end.




He  sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed  there.  Edna  promptly
jumped in to save him.  She swam  to the bottom  and  pulled him out.



When the Head Nurse  Director became aware  of  Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to  be discharged  from  the hospital, as she
now considered her to be  mentally stable.

When  she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna,  I have good
news  and bad news.  The good news is you're  being discharged,  since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis  by jumping  in  and
saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded  that  your
act displays sound mindedness.

The  bad news is, Ralph hanged himself in the bathroom with his
bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so  sorry, but he's
dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry...

How soon can I go home?'

Thanks Kerry

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