Ahhh ! Makes your heart sing.
A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.
'She replied, ‘Awe Jock that's nice are you taking me tae the pub with you?
'Nae,’ Jock replied
‘I'm turning the heat off while I'm out.'
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