Jehovah’s Witness

    Saturday  morning the weather was too bad to play golf.
   
    I was  bored with nothing to do. Suddenly  there was a knock on the door.

 

    I opened  it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who
    said: "Hello, sir,  I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

 

   So I  said, "Come in and sit down."

 

   I  offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk  about?"

   He said,  "Beats the shit out of me.  Nobody's ever let me in before."

 

Thanks Marc