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Thursday, April 23, 2015


An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.

As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER   $2.50




HAND JOB:  $150.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons
to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. 
"May I help you sir?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, 
"I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, 
"Yes sir, I sure am."

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, 
"Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger."

Thanks Shirl

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