From now on I'll believe..........

From now on...... I'll believe in The Prophet Muhammad........

I decided to go to the local Mosque for the first time to see what it was all about.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralysed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers I stepped outside and lo and behold, my fucking car was gone!

 

Thanks Ralph