Confucius, He Say - :

Confucius, He Say - :It's ok to let a fool kiss you,but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius, He Say - :A kiss is just shopping upstairsfor downstairs merchandise.
Confucius, He Say - :It is better to lose a loverthan love a loser.
Confucius, He Say - :Man with a broken condomis called a Daddy
Confucius, He Say - :Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,doesn't know if he's coming or going.
Confucius, He Say - :A drunken man's wordsare a sober man's thoughts.
 Confucius, He Say - :Marriage is like a bank account.You put it in, you take it out,and you lose interest.
Confucius, He Say - :Viagra is like Disneyland ...a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius, He Say - :It is much better to want the mate you do not havethan to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius, He Say - :A joke is like sex.Neither is any good if you don't get it.

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