OLD WRINKLED BUTT

If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family blames the 
tobacco company. 

If your neighbour crashes into 
a tree while driving home drunk, 
he blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are

brats without manners, 
you blame television. 
If your friend is shot by a 
deranged madman, 
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks 
into the cockpit and 
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, 
and the passengers kill him instead, 
the mother of the crazed deceased 
blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to 
understand the world 
as it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my 
OLD WRINKLED ASS IS PARKED IN FRONT OF THIS COMPUTERI want all of you to 
blame Bill Gates.

Thanks Millie