Lady Seniors don't need Drivers Lic

 
Do not regret
growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "

SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model
car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front
lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady
driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
Hesaid with excitement, "you appear
quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I
am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I
don't even need a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a
driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of
the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket,
saying,
'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!" 
LORDY! LORDY! LORD SAVE US!

Thanks Sam/Ellen